Wednesday, July 23, 2014
  • Mom: *spraying stain remover on the seat of my dad's shorts* I don't eve know what this is, are they grass stains or something?
  • Me: Did you and dad go for another roll under the bleachers again?
  • Mom: How did you know? *sings* ROLL, ROLL, ROLL IN ZE HAY!


Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Some days I feel so sick that I fear I might actually fall down the stairs.
Today is one of them.

I really hate pain

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Fourth headache this week. I guess I need to make that Botox appointment now :(

i really want to do a Lady Sif cosplay but i don’t know how to make convincing armor and colored leather

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Cross out everything you’ve ever done:


  • Had a beer
  • Smoked an entire cigarette
  • Written on a bathroom wall.
  • Read a George Orwell book. 
  • Had a physical fight. 
  • Used Twitter
  • Listened to Lady Gaga
  • Been in a car accident
  • Gotten suspended. 
  • Gotten expelled.
  • Been allergic to something
  • Got a computer virus
  • Touched a real gun.
  • Had a dog
  • Had a cat
  • Been pregnant.
  • Camped out
  • Swam in the ocean
  • Wore a bikini 
  • Driven a car
  • Been sent to the principal
  • Ever liked someone
  • Failed a class.
  • Failed a test
  • Went to summer school
  • Got worse than a D
  • Got A’s and B’s
  • Read an entire book
  • Recorded my own music.
  • Had an xbox
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row
  • Wore fishnets
  • Wore skinny jeans
  • Hated someone
  • Been cheated on
  • Cheated on someone
  • Practiced Christianity
  • Worn makeup
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going
  • Had surgery
  • Had my license
  • Self harmed
  • Worn coloured contacts
  • Painted my nails black
  • Broken someone’s heart
  • Had my heart broken
  • Cried for an hour straight 
  • Lost something very valuable
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid
  • Broken a bone
  • Gotten stung by a bee
  • Eaten something bad/expired
  • Threw up from being so drunk
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk
  • Danced with someone of the same sex
  • Owned an ipod
  • Owned an iphone
  • Fell for a best friend.
  • Stole a friend’s significant other
  • Went far away from home for more than a week
  • Moved out
  • Ran away.
  • Had a job
  • Been fired
  • Lied to a friend
  • Lied to a family member
  • Had a Facebook
  • Posted a video on Youtube
  • Started a rumor about someone
  • Talked bad about someone
  • Deliberately failed a test
  • Been skinny dipping
  • Counted to a million
  • Counted to a thousand
  • Ate rabbit meat
  • Ate duck meat
  • Had fast food
  • Been to Church
  • Been to Canada
  • Been married
  • Had a divorce
  • Broke a glass
  • Hugged someone today
  • Texted someone today.
  • Received a phone call today
  • Threw something out of the window
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose
  • Wished you were somebody else
  • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them
  • Been to a concert
  • Seen your favourite band live
  • Met a celebrity
  • Met your favourite band 
  • Own more than 10 CD’s

Happy 9th birthday, Half-Blood Prince! (16 July, 2005)


More shaming lmao


More shaming lmao

Wednesday, July 16, 2014


this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

(Source: kaiserneko)

Who wants to cuddle and watch Independence Day with me?

Tuesday, July 15, 2014


reading a really gross smut fic out of curiosity only to discover a new kink thrust at you like a fucking diploma of shame