If you ever feel sad just remember that Patrick Stump sang Karaoke of a Fall Out Boy song on a grading Karaoke machine and failed.
Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.
what am I going to do with my life? well ideally i’d like someone to pay me to drop out of school and see broadway shows
Well, I didn’t get any actual sewing done today, but my waist cincher and skirt lining are all cut out. And I’m gonna cut out Katelyn’s vest stuff before I go to bed. That way I’ll have a shit ton of projects that I can just sew tomorrow to my hearts content. (I can’t sew at night since the noise from my machine would keep my parents awake)
…the big day has arrived,
trembling with anticipation, he hears the words he’s waited so long to hear:
“…and the first overall pick in this years NBA draft, Washington selects point guard Harry Potter out of Surrey, England.”
smiling ear to ear, NBA Commissioner Hagrid presents him with his brand new uniform,
"You’re a Wizard, Harry."
Leggings are weird
I watched 12 episodes of criminal minds today….